Yogi Berra’s Top 25 Best Quotes

In honor of the great Lawrence Peter ”Yogi” Berra who died Tuesday, we wanted to do a Top 10 List of our favorite quotes by The Great Philosophiser (No that wasn’t a typo). Unfortunately there so many good ones we had to turn it into a Top 25 list.

1. The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
2. It ain’t the heat, it’s the humility.
3. I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
4. He hits from both sides of the plate. He’s amphibious.
5. Pair up in threes.
6. It gets late early out here.
7. If I didn’t make it in baseball, I won’t have made it workin’. I didn’t like to work.
8. It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
9. Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
10. In baseball, you don’t know nothing.
11. Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
12. We have deep depth.
13. How can you think and hit at the same time?
14. I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.
15. You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you.

1. A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
2. You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
3. It’s like déjà vu all over again.
4. When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
5. Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
6. It ain’t over till it’s over.
7. Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
8. No one goes there nowadays, it’s too crowded.
9. The future ain’t what it used to be.
10. Slump? I ain’t in no slump… I just ain’t hitting.